PIGEONS!

The Pigeon Clan

 Pleiades: Mother of the baby pigeon and wife of Peregrin. 

Shadow: Master of stealth and Wingjitzu. 

 Chip: Friendly rival of Peregrine.

 Peregrine & Irene: Some of the best fliers in the flock. Peregrine is the Black one and Irene is  The Seagull-like one.

Brownie: The name says it all.

Ivory: Wife of Shadow.

Zapdos: Territorial pigeon.

Dominick: Macintosh.

 Peregrin: Wife of Pleiades and Father of the baby pigeon.

Adverb: Master of Communication and Translation. My main interview translator.

 Gill: Child of Peregrin and Pleiades. Has a Brother called Buckeye and two more siblings.

 Another shot of Gill.

Lovebirds?!!?!?!

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...Rosco realized that the title he was posting had already been used

BIRD WARS


IT IS A PERIOD OF CIVIL WAR, REBEL BIRDS, STRIKING FROM FROM A HIDDEN BASE, HOVE WON A MAJOR VICTORY AGAINST THE EVIL EMPIRE OF BIRDS. THE REBELLION HAS STOLEN PLANS FOR THE EMPIRE'S ULTIMATE WEAPON, THE DESOLATION STAR, ABLE TO DESTROY A PLANET'S ECOSYSTEM. PRINCESS LOUISA ORGAINA, ON HER SHIP, THE MILLET 4 DELIVERS THE PLANS TO TWO DROIDS, ASTROMECH L2-L2 AND PROTOCOL PIGEON P-830 AS DARTH FINCH BOARDS THE SHIP...

The rebel birds were quickly overwhelmed by the enemy stormfinches as the imperial carrier captured the Millet 4. Then Darth Finch waltzed in and subdued the rest of the troops. The rest of the stormfinches found the princess as the droids crash landed on Gritooine. The droids ventured forward as on as one wanted to go one way and the other the other way. "Well fine you bucket of bolts, I'll go my own way." said P-380. Both were then captured by hoatzins and sold to a farm...

Updates from martin, louisa, shorty, meep, winkle and, Simon?

Martin & Louisa: We chased Rocky up a staircase in the train. We then cornered him onto the top of the roof, where he leaped into a trap door. We went in to find that he had fallen into a tank of water and the top of it was locked. Using our skill, we were able to unlock it and he told us everything.

Shorty, Winkle, and Meep. We went back into L.L.'s office and went in to find another canary. The canary that was with us shouted Simon and the other Meep. Anyway, L.L. analyzed it and found that it was a clue. Unfortunately, the writing was so scrawled out that no one could read it. Simon said that it looked like the writer did not have his glasses on, due to a small, round edged piece of glass that came with it.

Roscoe the editor's awesome novel that was stolen by reginald.

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The life of an editor: By Rosco the Editor in Chief of More than a Pair of Keets

The life of an editor is rather boring. I just sit in a small room all day and wait for the letters for my clients to come. There is not much really else to do other than write and sit and stare at the wall and doze (YAWN!) off...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Rosco

The action heats up.

Here is the latest reports from everyone.

Martin and Louisa:

"After scanning everyone's room, I leveled the playing field down to Eiffel, Tesla, and Weiz, after talking to Eiffel, who was innocent, I went to Tesla and interr-, talked to him. He said that he did not do it. After examining, him and his junk, Louisa and I confirmed it was him. Down the hall I heard a snicker and... Foot steps. I chased the passenger and found him to be not Weiz, But Rocky Houdini, he was just making his name up!"

Shorty and Winkle: We went up a small corridor to find a drunk canary, only she wasn't drunk, We asked her about it and after receiving a demand to let her join us did we get something, She, who was named Anonymous (her name is protected), gave us a chip of the ruby. It was not what you would call a 'chip' as it was a foot long, but we found a note, only it was stuck we are now taking it back to our client to see if he could help.

 that's it!

Rosco

two budgies, two rabbits, a rat, and a snake part 3: the longest post ever!!!!

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