A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...Rosco realized that the title he was posting had already been used

BIRD WARS


IT IS A PERIOD OF CIVIL WAR, REBEL BIRDS, STRIKING FROM FROM A HIDDEN BASE, HOVE WON A MAJOR VICTORY AGAINST THE EVIL EMPIRE OF BIRDS. THE REBELLION HAS STOLEN PLANS FOR THE EMPIRE'S ULTIMATE WEAPON, THE DESOLATION STAR, ABLE TO DESTROY A PLANET'S ECOSYSTEM. PRINCESS LOUISA ORGAINA, ON HER SHIP, THE MILLET 4 DELIVERS THE PLANS TO TWO DROIDS, ASTROMECH L2-L2 AND PROTOCOL PIGEON P-830 AS DARTH FINCH BOARDS THE SHIP...

The rebel birds were quickly overwhelmed by the enemy stormfinches as the imperial carrier captured the Millet 4. Then Darth Finch waltzed in and subdued the rest of the troops. The rest of the stormfinches found the princess as the droids crash landed on Gritooine. The droids ventured forward as on as one wanted to go one way and the other the other way. "Well fine you bucket of bolts, I'll go my own way." said P-380. Both were then captured by hoatzins and sold to a farm...